Guerrodent Warfare

Thoughts:

1. I love peanuts waaay too much.
Charlie Brown: "Aww, shucks!"
Emily: "Oh...I actually didn't mean...well, I love you too. But I meant peanuts as in the legume."
Tentacle-Ridden Creature Covered in Seaweed: "Did somebody say LAGOON?"
Emily: ".....woah!"

2. Swing dancing is so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to learn how to do it better.
Kyle, that thing where we kick my leg up was absolutely EPIC :-) I had a lot of fun with you, as usual.

3. Science is fascinating. It's perplexing how perfectly everything in biology fits together. Like, what are the chances that any of this could happen by accident? Mmmm not likely.
Entropy: "I agree."

4. I'm going to go get some more peanuts.

5. These peanuts are delicious. I'm such a little squirrel.

[Note from the future: The ISSK (International Society of Squirrel-Kind) wrote a very heated letter expressing the offense that was taken upon hearing news of this comment. It was directed at Emily and was signed by several highly-ranked and esteemed officials of the Sciurus genus. However, the document was printed in the indigenous language of Squironese, so Emily was unable to distinguish it from other acorns, and the message was discarded. This induced a worldwide outrage, and the ISSK sent top agents on several assassination attempts; an allience was formed with a certain housecat in Emily's vecinity, and many of the missions were only barely unsuccessful.
Eventually, the ISSK became discouraged and left Emily one final message. This message was also discarded, as Emily had trouble distinguishing it from other animal droppings. It is believed, however, that the significance of this particular dispatch was understood.]

Yup kids, this is what I daydream about.

6. I don't want to sit in a gym filling in bubbles for 5 hours tomorrow. Stupid SAT. Stupid Standardized tests.

7. I'm going snowboarding with my dad on Sunday! That definitely makes up for the SAT scenario.

8. http://www.sancarlosvet.com/Humor/animal_rebellion8.jpg

Aaaand....signing out!