awesome.

I definitely want this shirt. I hope they make it for girls...I don't even care, it's amazing. It's a PERSONAL SOUNDTRACK SHIRT. There's a working speaker that you can upload MP3 files into that will play songs when you press a button on a pocketed remote, so you can do the whole "walk-down-a-hallway-to-an-epic-theme-song-slapping-high-fives-and-doing-a-cheesy-little-dance-Spiderman-three-style" thing. DREAM COME TRUE

Conversation from today:
Mom: "How did [piano]adjudications go?"
Emily: "Well, I played really well when I wasn't messing up."

Good thing I had a good judge. Man, I KNEW what was going to happen. I always get myself all psyched up even though I fool myself into thinking that I'm trying to calm myself down--
Reader: "HUH"
Emily: "Just bear with me, here."

So I end up getting all nervous for no reason and then making mistakes that I don't make at home on my own piano. It's like this:

Emily: "Ugh, you're SO not ready to perform!"
Emily: "What are you talking about? Of course I am. I can play this piece."
Emily: "But we keep messing up!"
Emily: "No, YOU keep messing us up. Shut up and go away."
Emily: "NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG"
Emily: "I CAN'T PRACTICE STAYING CALM WHEN YOU'RE NAGGING AT ME!!!"
Men In White Lab Coats With Butterfly Nets: "It's okay, it's okay, just stay calm, and stay still..."

List of Songs to Program Into Theme Song Shirt So I Can Saunter Down A Hallway Pointing At People And Winking:

1. Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Run (heheheh Kayley)
2. Makes Me Wonder by Maroon Five
3. Ants Marching by the Dave Matthews Band (heheheh Gabrielle)
4. Jerk It Out by Caesars
5. Crazy by Gnarles Barkley
6. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by the Scissor Sisters

*Please note that most of these songs were probably written specifically for the purpose of sauntering down hallways and pointing and winking at people. Please take caution when using these songs for other purposes. (cough)

Natasha Richardson: "Where am I?"
God: "You're in Heaven."
Natasha: "But..why?"
God: "It was time for you to come home..............and honestly, who else can say that they died while taking a skiing LESSON? I needed some variety."

Just kidding, that's really horrible. [insert animation of Emily sprinting to Hell with a cheery smile]. In all seriousness, it's very tragic.

God: "I'm God, and I don't approve this message."
[LIGHTNING!!!!!!]
Emily: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!